Because my blog is dying, and this is therapy for me

Stolen from Polichick.

List ten things you want to say to people you know but you never will, for whatever reason. Don’t say who they are. Use each person only once.

1. He isn't ever going to love you. Ever.
2. If you don't have a kid, you're going to regret it forever.
3. People don't need you as much as you need them to need you.
4. I wish I had your guts.
5. The world can't be your show all the time.
6. Don't do it unless you're absolutely sure.
7. You'll regret that you had that done in about twenty years.
8. I ended it with you because you're a fair weather friend.
9. I'm scared of how beautiful you are.
10. I love you that way, too.

Arguments for having more than one child

1. If they get up before you, the girl will hoist the boy out of his crib, bring him downstairs, get them both a poptart and set themselves up on the couch watching Tom and Jerry. She will not, however, change his puffy wet diaper. You take what you get here, mom.

2. The girl will have friends over to play dress ups and makeup. She will include her little brother and he will also rival the prettiest painted lady in the land.

3. You'll overhear the little brother tell the big sister that she is his "best friend".